My Dog and I talk shit about you sticker 🐾

Some conversations are strictly between you and your dog—and yes, your name has probably come up.

The “My Dog and I Talk Shit About You” sticker pairs sarcastic dog-parent humor with a bold vintage comic-book design.

Featuring a suspicious side-eyeing pup and its equally mischievous best friend, this funny dog sticker is made for pet parents who know their dog is both their confidant and favorite gossip partner.

Add it to your laptop, water bottle, tumbler, notebook, phone case, or anywhere that could use a little more personality. It also makes a hilarious gift for dog moms, dog dads, sarcastic friends, coworkers, groomers, veterinary professionals, or anyone whose dog knows all the tea.

Because your dog may not be able to talk, but that has never stopped the two of you from judging people together.